The 30 Weirdest Amazon Prime Day Deals Of All Time

One of Amazon's most inexplicable Prime Day 2016 deals was a 26-minute-long DVD-R of Nora, the internet's second-most famous piano-playing cat.

This quick-inflating mythical beast measures 9.5 feet.

This shirt is clearly only meant for the best of the best.

This non-stick aluminum iron makes tasty, keyboard-shaped waffles in just 5 minutes.

Yeah, you read that right: Amazon really did dole out rubber duckies during Prime Day 2017, 50 at a time.

This deal is only weird if you don't have chickens. Otherwise, it's pretty genius.

This high-tech straw removes 99.999999% of waterborne bacteria. And that's a lot of nines.

One of the slipperiest deals of Prime Day 2015 was a $1,100-plus price cut on this 55-gallon drum of water-based lube.

 This wearable umbrella collapses for easy storage.

It's like a get-out-of-jail-free card, but for your toilet. This was a Prime Day 2015 special.

This adjustable doggy seat for your car helps keep your pupper secure -- and keeps the amount of pet hair in your car at a minimum.

Just be thankful that these aren't the kind of gummies that cause severe intestinal distress.

According to Amazon reviewers, this window is a huge hit with doggos of all kinds.

It's worth noting that this one works by gravity, not suction, so it's easy to knock out of place. It sure is cute though!

These plastic hedgehogs will fluff your laundry and reduce static, making them a great fabric softener replacement for people with fragrance sensitivities.

Whether you're watching The Little Mermaid or The Shape of Water, this blanket will keep your toes comfy.

It's kinda like a back scratcher that shaves you instead.

They're all natural. And tasty, too... we assume.

In all honesty, these hands would creep us the heck out if they were hanging on our walls. But to each their own.

This heat-resistant, silicone sloth holds just enough loose leaf tea for a great cuppa.

You may laugh, but Amazon reviewers swear by this lanolin-rich, anti-aging cream.

Lets be honest: This one is more for your amusement than your cat's.

It may sound like a silly concept, but Amazon reviewers absolutely love it: It has a four-star rating.

We've come a long way from the original 1980s Chia Ram, haven't we?

This guy is available in what some would consider a "normal" size -- one foot tall. There's a 28-inch tall version, too. But so far as we're concerned, if you're going to get a yeti, you may as well go life-size.

These Waterfall Audio floor speakers were marked down from roughly $40,000.

This 11-inch-by-14-inch signed screenshot was a Prime Day 2016 deal.

It's not just mass-market stuff that's on sale during Prime Day, as this triple-signed cast photo will attest.

According to reviewers, these gold-tone grills are not great for everyday use. In case that's what you were planning.