The 30 Weirdest Amazon Prime Day Deals Of All Time
By Fox Van Allen
A DVD-R of a cat playing piano 🎹🐈
One of Amazon's most inexplicable Prime Day 2016 deals was a 26-minute-long DVD-R of Nora, the internet's second-most famous piano-playing cat.
This giant unicorn pool float for two 🦄
This quick-inflating mythical beast measures 9.5 feet.
This classy T-shirt for classy dads
This shirt is clearly only meant for the best of the best.
The only keyboard you should pour syrup on ⌨️
This non-stick aluminum iron makes tasty, keyboard-shaped waffles in just 5 minutes.
These 50 rubber duckies 🦆🦆🦆
Yeah, you read that right: Amazon really did dole out rubber duckies during Prime Day 2017, 50 at a time.
This heater to keep your pet chicken nice and warm 🐔
This deal is only weird if you don't have chickens. Otherwise, it's pretty genius.
This tool for drinking disgusting pond water
This high-tech straw removes 99.999999% of waterborne bacteria. And that's a lot of nines.
A $1,100-plus discount on this 55-gallon drum of lube 💦
One of the slipperiest deals of Prime Day 2015 was a $1,100-plus price cut on this 55-gallon drum of water-based lube.
This umbrella hat... for dog walkers? ☂️
This wearable umbrella collapses for easy storage.
A gift card for a free toilet replacement
It's like a get-out-of-jail-free card, but for your toilet. This was a Prime Day 2015 special.
This doggy booster seat for your car 🐶
This adjustable doggy seat for your car helps keep your pupper secure -- and keeps the amount of pet hair in your car at a minimum.
This fence window so your dog can keep tabs on the mail carrier 🐾
According to Amazon reviewers, this window is a huge hit with doggos of all kinds.
This adorable drain stopper 🛀
It's worth noting that this one works by gravity, not suction, so it's easy to knock out of place. It sure is cute though!
These re-usable dryer balls that look like critters 😻
These plastic hedgehogs will fluff your laundry and reduce static, making them a great fabric softener replacement for people with fragrance sensitivities.
This cozy mermaid's tail that doubles as a blanket 🐟
Whether you're watching The Little Mermaid or The Shape of Water, this blanket will keep your toes comfy.
This handy tool for hairy backs
It's kinda like a back scratcher that shaves you instead.
These dog chews made from yak milk 🐕
They're all natural. And tasty, too... we assume.
These hand-y wall decorations
In all honesty, these hands would creep us the heck out if they were hanging on our walls. But to each their own.
This sloth that makes some pretty good tea 🍵
This heat-resistant, silicone sloth holds just enough loose leaf tea for a great cuppa.
This face cream made with sheep placenta 🐑
You may laugh, but Amazon reviewers swear by this lanolin-rich, anti-aging cream.
This DJ turntable that's really a cat scratcher 😻
Lets be honest: This one is more for your amusement than your cat's.
A toaster that makes hot dogs and nothing else 🌭
It may sound like a silly concept, but Amazon reviewers absolutely love it: It has a four-star rating.
This Hillary Clinton Chia pet
We've come a long way from the original 1980s Chia Ram, haven't we?
This giant, life-sized yeti statue 👣
This guy is available in what some would consider a "normal" size -- one foot tall. There's a 28-inch tall version, too. But so far as we're concerned, if you're going to get a yeti, you may as well go life-size.
These ridic expensive $26,700 glass speakers 🔊
These Waterfall Audio floor speakers were marked down from roughly $40,000.
This now-sold-out Punch-Out!! print
This 11-inch-by-14-inch signed screenshot was a Prime Day 2016 deal.
A signed cast photo from The Goonies ⚓☠️💎
It's not just mass-market stuff that's on sale during Prime Day, as this triple-signed cast photo will attest.
This "player style," fake gold grill
According to reviewers, these gold-tone grills are not great for everyday use. In case that's what you were planning.