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The 30 Weirdest Amazon Prime Day Deals Of All Time

These are the 30 weirdest and strangest items Amazon has ever put on sale during its annual Prime Day holiday.

By Fox Van Allen

A DVD-R of a cat playing piano 🎹🐈
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A DVD-R of a cat playing piano 🎹🐈

One of Amazon's most inexplicable Prime Day 2016 deals was a 26-minute-long DVD-R of Nora, the internet's second-most famous piano-playing cat.

Nora The Piano Cat

$12.95See On Amazon
This giant unicorn pool float for two 🦄
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Jasonwell via Amazon

This giant unicorn pool float for two 🦄

This quick-inflating mythical beast measures 9.5 feet.

Giant Inflatable Unicorn Pool Float

$29.69See On Amazon
This classy T-shirt for classy dads
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Tstars via Amazon

This classy T-shirt for classy dads

This shirt is clearly only meant for the best of the best.

World's Best Farter T-shirt

$13.90See On Amazon
The only keyboard you should pour syrup on ⌨️
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The Keyboard Waffle Iron via Amazon

The only keyboard you should pour syrup on ⌨️

This non-stick aluminum iron makes tasty, keyboard-shaped waffles in just 5 minutes.

The Keyboard Waffle Iron

$55.27See On Amazon
These 50 rubber duckies 🦆🦆🦆
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Kidsco via Amazon

These 50 rubber duckies 🦆🦆🦆

Yeah, you read that right: Amazon really did dole out rubber duckies during Prime Day 2017, 50 at a time.

50 Assorted Rubber Ducks (2 in)

$24.99See On Amazon
This heater to keep your pet chicken nice and warm  🐔
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Cozy via Amazon

This heater to keep your pet chicken nice and warm  🐔

This deal is only weird if you don't have chickens. Otherwise, it's pretty genius.

CozyCoop Radiant Heating System

$39.89See On Amazon
This tool for drinking disgusting pond water
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LifeStraw via Amazon

This tool for drinking disgusting pond water

This high-tech straw removes 99.999999% of waterborne bacteria. And that's a lot of nines.

LifeStraw

$14.89See On Amazon
A $1,100-plus discount on this 55-gallon drum of lube 💦
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Passion Lubes via Amazon

A $1,100-plus discount on this 55-gallon drum of lube 💦

One of the slipperiest deals of Prime Day 2015 was a $1,100-plus price cut on this 55-gallon drum of water-based lube.

Passion Lubes, 55 Gallon Drum

$1,468.80See On Amazon
This umbrella hat... for dog walkers? ☂️
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Luwint via Amazon

This umbrella hat... for dog walkers? ☂️

 This wearable umbrella collapses for easy storage.

Luwint Umbrella Hat

$12.99See On Amazon
A gift card for a free toilet replacement
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A gift card for a free toilet replacement

It's like a get-out-of-jail-free card, but for your toilet. This was a Prime Day 2015 special.

Toilet Replacement

$134.99See On Amazon
This doggy booster seat for your car 🐶
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Devoted Doggy via Amazon

This doggy booster seat for your car 🐶

This adjustable doggy seat for your car helps keep your pupper secure -- and keeps the amount of pet hair in your car at a minimum.

Devoted Doggy Deluxe Dog Booster Car Seat

$39.95See On Amazon
A massive, 5-pound bag of nothing but gummy worms 🍬
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A massive, 5-pound bag of nothing but gummy worms 🍬

Just be thankful that these aren't the kind of gummies that cause severe intestinal distress.

Trolli Large Sour Brite Crawlers (5 lb)

$15.19See On Amazon
This fence window so your dog can keep tabs on the mail carrier 🐾
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PetPeek via Amazon

This fence window so your dog can keep tabs on the mail carrier 🐾

According to Amazon reviewers, this window is a huge hit with doggos of all kinds.

PetPeek Fence Window for Pets

$89.98See On Amazon
This adorable drain stopper 🛀
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Umbra via Amazon

This adorable drain stopper 🛀

It's worth noting that this one works by gravity, not suction, so it's easy to knock out of place. It sure is cute though!

Umbra Buddy Drain Stop

$15.59See On Amazon
These re-usable dryer balls that look like critters 😻
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Kikkerland via Amazon

These re-usable dryer balls that look like critters 😻

These plastic hedgehogs will fluff your laundry and reduce static, making them a great fabric softener replacement for people with fragrance sensitivities.

Kikkerland Hedgehog Dryer Balls

$6.99See On Amazon
This cozy mermaid's tail that doubles as a blanket 🐟
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Sun Cling via Amazon

This cozy mermaid's tail that doubles as a blanket 🐟

Whether you're watching The Little Mermaid or The Shape of Water, this blanket will keep your toes comfy.

Handmade Soft Crochet Mermaid Blanket (Large)

$18.55See On Amazon
This handy tool for hairy backs
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BAKBlade via Amazon

This handy tool for hairy backs

It's kinda like a back scratcher that shaves you instead.

BAKBlade 2.0 Body Shaver

$29.95See On Amazon
These dog chews made from yak milk 🐕
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Downtown Pet Supply via Amazon

These dog chews made from yak milk 🐕

They're all natural. And tasty, too... we assume.

Himalayan Yak Dog Chews (2 lb)

$36.99See On Amazon
These hand-y wall decorations
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Areaware via Amazon

These hand-y wall decorations

In all honesty, these hands would creep us the heck out if they were hanging on our walls. But to each their own.

Areaware HARBE Bestow Hand Hook

$81.74See On Amazon
This sloth that makes some pretty good tea 🍵
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Fred via Amazon

This sloth that makes some pretty good tea 🍵

This heat-resistant, silicone sloth holds just enough loose leaf tea for a great cuppa.

Fred Sloth Tea Infuser

$9.95See On Amazon
This face cream made with sheep placenta 🐑
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Beauteous via Amazon

This face cream made with sheep placenta 🐑

You may laugh, but Amazon reviewers swear by this lanolin-rich, anti-aging cream.

Beauteous Sheep Placenta Cream

$24.95See On Amazon
This DJ turntable that's really a cat scratcher 😻
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Suck UK via Amazon

This DJ turntable that's really a cat scratcher 😻

Lets be honest: This one is more for your amusement than your cat's.

Suck UK Cat DJ Deck

$26.95See On Amazon
A toaster that makes hot dogs and nothing else 🌭
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Nostalgia via Amazon

A toaster that makes hot dogs and nothing else 🌭

It may sound like a silly concept, but Amazon reviewers absolutely love it: It has a four-star rating.

Nostalgia Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster

$15.33See On Amazon
Coffee that you eat instead of drink ☕
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HVMN via Amazon

Coffee that you eat instead of drink ☕

HVMN Go Cubes Chewable Coffee (4 ct, 20 pack)

$37.05See On Amazon
This Hillary Clinton Chia pet
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Chia via Amazon

This Hillary Clinton Chia pet

We've come a long way from the original 1980s Chia Ram, haven't we?

Hillary Clinton Chia Pet

$15.59See On Amazon
This giant, life-sized yeti statue 👣
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Design Toscano via Amazon

This giant, life-sized yeti statue 👣

This guy is available in what some would consider a "normal" size -- one foot tall. There's a 28-inch tall version, too. But so far as we're concerned, if you're going to get a yeti, you may as well go life-size.

Yeti the Bigfoot Garden Statue, Life Size

$2,565.00See On Amazon
These ridic expensive $26,700 glass speakers 🔊
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Waterfall Audio via Amazon

These ridic expensive $26,700 glass speakers 🔊

These Waterfall Audio floor speakers were marked down from roughly $40,000.

Waterfall Audio Niagara Glass Speakers (Pair)

$38,130.52See On Amazon
This now-sold-out Punch-Out!! print
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KLF Sports via Amazon

This now-sold-out Punch-Out!! print

This 11-inch-by-14-inch signed screenshot was a Prime Day 2016 deal.

Mike Tyson Signed Punch-Out!! Screenshot

Not AvailableSee On Amazon
A signed cast photo from The Goonies ⚓☠️💎
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OC Sports Cards via Amazon

A signed cast photo from The Goonies ⚓☠️💎

It's not just mass-market stuff that's on sale during Prime Day, as this triple-signed cast photo will attest.

The Goonies Triple-signed Cast Photo

$549.99See On Amazon
This
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This "player style," fake gold grill 

According to reviewers, these gold-tone grills are not great for everyday use. In case that's what you were planning.

Yellow Gold-Tone Hip Hop Grillz Set

$8.89See On Amazon
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