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The 40 Creepiest Things You Can Buy On Amazon

These horrifying Amazon objects will give you the jibblies.

By Kate Hughes

This gross pimple-popping toy 🌋
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Anboor via Amazon

This gross pimple-popping toy 🌋

Popping pimples may not be "creepy," but if you have trypophobia, then this simulated slab of fake flesh is a true nightmare.

Pimple Popper Stress Toy

$10.88See On Amazon
This rubber skin to practice your stitching skills
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MD Choice via Amazon

This rubber skin to practice your stitching skills

With color-coded layers to mimic the appearance of real wounds, this suture practice pad is perfect for doctors-to-be. But you could, theoretically, also buy this to prepare for DIY stitches post-zombie-apocalypse.

Suture Practice Kit

$$22.99See On Amazon
This haunting necklace with a ton of dismembered doll heads on it
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This haunting necklace with a ton of dismembered doll heads on it

Oh noooooooo.

Doll Head Necklace

$3.99See On Amazon
This geniune cat skeleton
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This geniune cat skeleton

We prefer the fuzzy ones too, but this would look really good on your bookshelf.

Real Cat Skeleton

$98.95See On Amazon
This pillow that's just Nic Cage's face
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This pillow that's just Nic Cage's face

It's just like Face/Off. But instead of grafting Nic Cage's face onto John Travolta's, someone grafted it onto a pillow.

Creepy Cage Face Pillow

$21.95See On Amazon
These wonderfully creepy tattoo art prints
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These wonderfully creepy tattoo art prints

There are six of these! You make a whole creepy gallery wall!

Occult Tattoo Prints

$19.95See On Amazon
These hair clips that look like skeleton hands 💀
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These hair clips that look like skeleton hands 💀

This is one hell of a hairstyle, let us tell you.

Skeleton Hair Clips

$2.89See On Amazon
This critter in a canoe
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American Natural Resources via Amazon

This critter in a canoe

If water sports are your scene, you can order a taxidermied squirrel posed in a tiny canoe.

Rowing Squirrel Taxidermy Statue

$249.99See On Amazon
Just a snake 🐍🐍🐍
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Just a snake 🐍🐍🐍

...but it's a really realistic one.

Realistic Rubber Snake

$6.99See On Amazon
This colorful human anatomy model 👨‍⚕️
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ZUINIUBI via Amazon

This colorful human anatomy model 👨‍⚕️

This educational model is made from PVC. Human remains were not available on Amazon at the time of publication.

Human Torso Body Anatomy Model

$30.99See On Amazon
This scary-AF bank that slowly munches your coins
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This scary-AF bank that slowly munches your coins

Don't stare into its eyes! It has no soulllllllllllllllllll!

Face Bank

$16.99See On Amazon
These temporary tattoos that look like wounds
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These temporary tattoos that look like wounds

These legit look gooey.

Gross Temporary Tattoos

$19.45See On Amazon
This unsettling horse for your dash 🐎
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This unsettling horse for your dash 🐎

There's nothing more unsettling than Bojack Horseman all dressed up and ready for a nine-to-five office job. *shiver*

Creepy Horseman Dashboard Wiggler

$6.99See On Amazon
This mummified hand that teaches palmistry
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This mummified hand that teaches palmistry

Fortunately, this one isn't a real mummified hand. It's painted resin.

Mummified Palmistry Hand

$35.70See On Amazon
This fish skeleton case for all your freshly rolled smokeables 🐟
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This fish skeleton case for all your freshly rolled smokeables 🐟

This one doubles as a wallet for your ID.

Fish Skeleton Cigarette Case

$9.99See On Amazon
These realistic creepy crawlies🕷🐭
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These realistic creepy crawlies🕷🐭

These life-like nasties are great for pranks and other creepy endeavors.

Bat, Mouse, Centipede, and Spider Toys

$9.90See On Amazon
This mask that's for the birds 🐦
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This mask that's for the birds 🐦

Nothing to see here. Nothing that’s going to haunt your nightmares.

Pigeon Mask

$31.95See On Amazon
This heart-warming plaque (like, burn-in-a-fire warm) 🔥
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This heart-warming plaque (like, burn-in-a-fire warm) 🔥

You may have to read this one twice.

All Men Are Cremated Equal Pin

$8.99See On Amazon
This
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This "motivating" slab of simulated human fat

This is what five pounds of fat looks like. Why wouldn't you want this laying around?

Authentic Human Body Fat Replica

$83.95See On Amazon
A sticker that makes it look like your toilet is filled with snakes 🐍
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A sticker that makes it look like your toilet is filled with snakes 🐍

This is just unsettling.

Peel ‘N Place Snakes

$8.99See On Amazon
This coffee mug with a hidden tentacle surprise ☕
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This coffee mug with a hidden tentacle surprise ☕

Toast to the old Gods with your morning cuppa.

Cthulhu Ceramic Cup

$14.99See On Amazon
This statement necklace for meat-choppping fans 🔪
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This statement necklace for meat-choppping fans 🔪

By our eyes, this is more of a cleaver than a knife, but it certainly gets the point across.

Butcher Knife Necklace

$4.88See On Amazon
This run-of-the-mill haunted doll
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This run-of-the-mill haunted doll

Supposedly this doll makes sounds, but we’d recommend taking out the batteries. That’s just too much.

Haunted Doll

$29.99See On Amazon
These earrings modeled to look like raccoon bones
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These earrings modeled to look like raccoon bones

Nothing like wearing the jaws of a trash panda to show you mean business.

Raccoon Jaw Bone Resin Earrings

$11.99See On Amazon
Blood bags you're supposed to drink from
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Blood bags you're supposed to drink from

Throw out your cups and drink straight from the bag to live your best vampiric life.

Blood Bag Drinks

$13.99See On Amazon
This tentacle-tastic piece of Victorian art 🐙
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This tentacle-tastic piece of Victorian art 🐙

She would look fabulous in a spooky bathroom.

Victorian Octopus Lady Print

$12.99See On Amazon
This collection of sea monsters
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Amazon

This collection of sea monsters

We think these are supposed to be cute, but they are freaking terrifying.

Sea Animal Bath Toys

$19.98See On Amazon
This faceless terror mask
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This faceless terror mask

Well, it’s like half a face. Half of a very creepy face.

Nameless Ghouls Mask

$22.29See On Amazon
This really endearing anniversary card for your favorite tauntaun ✂️
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This really endearing anniversary card for your favorite tauntaun ✂️

This one is perfect for when you love someone a little TOO much.

Anniversary Greeting Card

$6.00See On Amazon
This morbid top for Beetlejuice fans 👕
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This morbid top for Beetlejuice fans 👕

It’s a very useful book. It's also a very useful shirt, in terms of keeping your torso warm.

Handbook for the Recently Deceased Shirt

$9.50-$19.00See On Amazon
This tarot warning you can hang on your wall
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This tarot warning you can hang on your wall

Let’s just hope you don’t pull this card the next time you go to a reading.

The Hanged Man Tarot Card Poster

$15.99See On Amazon
This fanny pack that doubles as a beer gut 🍺
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This fanny pack that doubles as a beer gut 🍺

Washboard abs are out. Fanny packs and beer guts are in.

Beer Belly Fanny Pack

$6.99See On Amazon
This undead garden gnome
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This undead garden gnome

No rabbit will dare eat your vegetables with this guy in your garden. 🌶🌽🍅

Zombie Garden Gnome

$18.98See On Amazon
These actually-dead ducklings
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Innoverse via Amazon

These actually-dead ducklings

Yes, these are real taxidermied ducklings. Each duckling is sold separately and stands at around 4 inches tall.

Real Taxidermy Baby Duckling

$39.88See On Amazon
This stylish bug bracelet 🦂
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The Real Insect Co. via Amazon

This stylish bug bracelet 🦂

That's a real scorpion encased in lucite. The lucite glows in the dark.

Real Brown Scorpion Bracelet

$8.99See On Amazon
This unusual cookbook
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Robin Cook via Amazon

This unusual cookbook

Anybody hungry?

25 Placenta Recipes

$2.99See On Amazon
This very real science kit
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Carolina Biological Supply Company via Amazon

This very real science kit

Science teachers, this one is for you. Amazon has preserved fetal pigs for your next hands-on porcine anatomy lesson.

Carolina Pig Anatomy Dissection Kit

$35.00See On Amazon
This gator head
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Amerigators via Amazon

This gator head

This real, hand-preserved American alligator head has a 4.5-star rating.

Genuine Preserved Alligator Head

$36.89See On Amazon
Bugs
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Bazos via Amazon

Bugs

You can buy live ladybugs. A tub of 1,500 of the spotted insects goes for under $7.

Live Ladybugs

$6.56See On Amazon
These shrunken heads
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Daprofe via Amazon

These shrunken heads

Here's a fascinating coincidence: You can buy a (rawhide) shrunken head, made in the Amazon rainforest, on Amazon.com.

Shrunken Heads

$29.98See On Amazon
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