The 40 Creepiest Things You Can Buy On Amazon
By Kate Hughes
This gross pimple-popping toy 🌋
Popping pimples may not be "creepy," but if you have trypophobia, then this simulated slab of fake flesh is a true nightmare.
This rubber skin to practice your stitching skills
With color-coded layers to mimic the appearance of real wounds, this suture practice pad is perfect for doctors-to-be. But you could, theoretically, also buy this to prepare for DIY stitches post-zombie-apocalypse.
This geniune cat skeleton
We prefer the fuzzy ones too, but this would look really good on your bookshelf.
This pillow that's just Nic Cage's face
It's just like Face/Off. But instead of grafting Nic Cage's face onto John Travolta's, someone grafted it onto a pillow.
These wonderfully creepy tattoo art prints
There are six of these! You make a whole creepy gallery wall!
These hair clips that look like skeleton hands 💀
This is one hell of a hairstyle, let us tell you.
This critter in a canoe
If water sports are your scene, you can order a taxidermied squirrel posed in a tiny canoe.
This colorful human anatomy model 👨⚕️
This educational model is made from PVC. Human remains were not available on Amazon at the time of publication.
This scary-AF bank that slowly munches your coins
Don't stare into its eyes! It has no soulllllllllllllllllll!
These temporary tattoos that look like wounds
These legit look gooey.
This unsettling horse for your dash 🐎
There's nothing more unsettling than Bojack Horseman all dressed up and ready for a nine-to-five office job. *shiver*
This mummified hand that teaches palmistry
Fortunately, this one isn't a real mummified hand. It's painted resin.
This fish skeleton case for all your freshly rolled smokeables 🐟
This one doubles as a wallet for your ID.
These realistic creepy crawlies🕷🐭
These life-like nasties are great for pranks and other creepy endeavors.
This mask that's for the birds 🐦
Nothing to see here. Nothing that’s going to haunt your nightmares.
This heart-warming plaque (like, burn-in-a-fire warm) 🔥
You may have to read this one twice.
This "motivating" slab of simulated human fat
This is what five pounds of fat looks like. Why wouldn't you want this laying around?
This coffee mug with a hidden tentacle surprise ☕
Toast to the old Gods with your morning cuppa.
This statement necklace for meat-choppping fans 🔪
By our eyes, this is more of a cleaver than a knife, but it certainly gets the point across.
This run-of-the-mill haunted doll
Supposedly this doll makes sounds, but we’d recommend taking out the batteries. That’s just too much.
These earrings modeled to look like raccoon bones
Nothing like wearing the jaws of a trash panda to show you mean business.
Blood bags you're supposed to drink from
Throw out your cups and drink straight from the bag to live your best vampiric life.
This tentacle-tastic piece of Victorian art 🐙
She would look fabulous in a spooky bathroom.
This collection of sea monsters
We think these are supposed to be cute, but they are freaking terrifying.
This faceless terror mask
Well, it’s like half a face. Half of a very creepy face.
This really endearing anniversary card for your favorite tauntaun ✂️
This one is perfect for when you love someone a little TOO much.
This morbid top for Beetlejuice fans 👕
It’s a very useful book. It's also a very useful shirt, in terms of keeping your torso warm.
This tarot warning you can hang on your wall
Let’s just hope you don’t pull this card the next time you go to a reading.
This fanny pack that doubles as a beer gut 🍺
Washboard abs are out. Fanny packs and beer guts are in.
This undead garden gnome
No rabbit will dare eat your vegetables with this guy in your garden. 🌶🌽🍅
These actually-dead ducklings
Yes, these are real taxidermied ducklings. Each duckling is sold separately and stands at around 4 inches tall.
This stylish bug bracelet 🦂
That's a real scorpion encased in lucite. The lucite glows in the dark.
This very real science kit
Science teachers, this one is for you. Amazon has preserved fetal pigs for your next hands-on porcine anatomy lesson.
This gator head
This real, hand-preserved American alligator head has a 4.5-star rating.
Bugs
You can buy live ladybugs. A tub of 1,500 of the spotted insects goes for under $7.
These shrunken heads
Here's a fascinating coincidence: You can buy a (rawhide) shrunken head, made in the Amazon rainforest, on Amazon.com.