By Kate Hughes
Popping pimples may not be "creepy," but if you have trypophobia, then this simulated slab of fake flesh is a true nightmare.
With color-coded layers to mimic the appearance of real wounds, this suture practice pad is perfect for doctors-to-be. But you could, theoretically, also buy this to prepare for DIY stitches post-zombie-apocalypse.
Oh noooooooo.
We prefer the fuzzy ones too, but this would look really good on your bookshelf.
It's just like Face/Off. But instead of grafting Nic Cage's face onto John Travolta's, someone grafted it onto a pillow.
There are six of these! You make a whole creepy gallery wall!
This is one hell of a hairstyle, let us tell you.
If water sports are your scene, you can order a taxidermied squirrel posed in a tiny canoe.
...but it's a really realistic one.
This educational model is made from PVC. Human remains were not available on Amazon at the time of publication.
Don't stare into its eyes! It has no soulllllllllllllllllll!
These legit look gooey.
There's nothing more unsettling than Bojack Horseman all dressed up and ready for a nine-to-five office job. *shiver*
Fortunately, this one isn't a real mummified hand. It's painted resin.
This one doubles as a wallet for your ID.
These life-like nasties are great for pranks and other creepy endeavors.
Nothing to see here. Nothing that’s going to haunt your nightmares.
You may have to read this one twice.
This is what five pounds of fat looks like. Why wouldn't you want this laying around?
This is just unsettling.
Toast to the old Gods with your morning cuppa.
By our eyes, this is more of a cleaver than a knife, but it certainly gets the point across.
Supposedly this doll makes sounds, but we’d recommend taking out the batteries. That’s just too much.
Nothing like wearing the jaws of a trash panda to show you mean business.
Throw out your cups and drink straight from the bag to live your best vampiric life.
She would look fabulous in a spooky bathroom.
We think these are supposed to be cute, but they are freaking terrifying.
Well, it’s like half a face. Half of a very creepy face.
This one is perfect for when you love someone a little TOO much.
It’s a very useful book. It's also a very useful shirt, in terms of keeping your torso warm.
Let’s just hope you don’t pull this card the next time you go to a reading.
Washboard abs are out. Fanny packs and beer guts are in.
No rabbit will dare eat your vegetables with this guy in your garden. 🌶🌽🍅
Yes, these are real taxidermied ducklings. Each duckling is sold separately and stands at around 4 inches tall.
That's a real scorpion encased in lucite. The lucite glows in the dark.
Anybody hungry?
Science teachers, this one is for you. Amazon has preserved fetal pigs for your next hands-on porcine anatomy lesson.
This real, hand-preserved American alligator head has a 4.5-star rating.
You can buy live ladybugs. A tub of 1,500 of the spotted insects goes for under $7.
Here's a fascinating coincidence: You can buy a (rawhide) shrunken head, made in the Amazon rainforest, on Amazon.com.
