35 Very Weird Pieces of Star Wars Merch
By Lance Cartelli
This lightsaber umbrella ☂️
This LED lightsaber umbrella has seven different color options, though it's pretty useless against Force lightning.
This AT-AT tape dispenser
Now your desk can be the coolest in all the galaxy.
This Star Wars decanter
This is the perfect glass decanter to hold your blue milk.
This light-up Death Star beach ball
You won't need to pull a Luke Skywalker and blow up the Death Star to light up the skies anymore.
This Darth Vader showerhead that's creepy AF
Ever wanted to shower with Lord Vader? Here's your chance!
This intergalactic guitar
Learn to play the guitar with the help of some of your favorite Star Wars characters.
This million dollar bill
Even though they use credits in a galaxy far, far away, it's still nice to be "Star Wars rich" with this million dollar bill.
This luxurious Wampa rug
Everyone's favorite beast from Empire Strikes Back can now be an essential part of any room's design.
These galactic cotton swabs 👂
Outer space can get pretty dirty. Keep your ears squeaky clean with these Star Wars-licensed cotton swabs.
These Stormtrooper sunglasses
According to the listing, these shades are an "instant party starter and very comfortable to wear."
A Chewbacca skateboard deck
You — yes, you! — can have the most out-of-this-world skateboard with everyone's favorite Wookiee, Chewbacca, on it.
This C-3PO business card holder
This reflective business card holder features the body of C-3PO.
This Poe Dameron-themed electric shaver
Want to have an immaculate jaw structure like Poe Dameron? That probably won't happen. But you can get a close shave like the pilot.
A Star Wars-themed projector
This Star Wars-themed projector has 24 exclusive images of vehicles from the Clone Wars.
This Yoda basket
Carry things around in this, you will.
This Death Star waffle maker
It's the perfect way to make breakfast in any galaxy.
This droid that always knows today's date
This R2-BHD calendar from Hallmark can be customized to show any date.
This Naboo Starfighter helmet
If you're a fan of the Star Wars prequels, then you've got to get your hands on this Naboo Starfighter Helmet or Jar Jar Binks will never forgive you.
This Darth Vader kaleidoscope
This classic kaleidoscope gets an out-of-this-world upgrade with Star Wars imagery.
This Star Wars mouth rinse
Kids can fight cavities and tooth decay with this droid-themed mouth rinse.
These Darth Vader golf club covers
Intimidate your golfing foursome with these golf club covers that feature the Sith Lord.
This R2-D2 toaster
Now you can get the iconic droid burned onto your toast every morning.
This Star Wars-themed Bluetooth turntable
You can blast the cantina song as loud as you want.
And these guitar picks
Your Star Wars band won't be complete without these guitar picks that'll pair perfectly with that new guitar of yours.
A Kylo Ren pumpkin
Owning a Kylo Ren pumpkin will make it feel like Halloween every day.
These Rey, Finn, BB-8 and Poe cat toys
Ever wonder what your favorite Star Wars characters would look like as mice? Well, here you go.
This Darth Vader birthday candle
Celebrate your birthday in style with Darth Vader on top of the cake.
This Star Wars basketball
There's no basketball in Solo: A Star Wars Story, sure, but that shouldn't stop you from dunking on anybody who didn't like the Han Solo origin story.
This uncirculated Han Solo coin
This collectible coin is much easier to fit inside your palace than a full-sized carbonite Solo.
This classic surgery board game with a Star Wars theme
Operation gets Star Wars-ified as you must repair a broken-down BB-8.
Star Wars lip balm for your chapped lips
This Star Wars lip balm set comes in eight different flavors.
This Kylo Ren piggybank
Use this ceramic coin holder to save up money for a rainy day, like when the First Order comes to attack.
This Star Wars slow cooker for your kitchen
Enjoy your favorite dump dinners with this Star Wars-themed 2-quart slow cooker.
This R2-D2 apron for young chefs
This is the perfect gift for the Star Wars fan who loves spending time in the kitchen.
These golden trading cards
This set of seven gold cards is the perfect retro collectible.