35 Very Weird Pieces of Star Wars Merch

This LED lightsaber umbrella has seven different color options, though it's pretty useless against Force lightning.

Now your desk can be the coolest in all the galaxy.

This is the perfect glass decanter to hold your blue milk. 

You won't need to pull a Luke Skywalker and blow up the Death Star to light up the skies anymore. 

Ever wanted to shower with Lord Vader? Here's your chance! 

Learn to play the guitar with the help of some of your favorite Star Wars characters. 

Even though they use credits in a galaxy far, far away, it's still nice to be "Star Wars rich" with this million dollar bill.

Everyone's favorite beast from Empire Strikes Back can now be an essential part of any room's design. 

Outer space can get pretty dirty. Keep your ears squeaky clean with these Star Wars-licensed cotton swabs. 

According to the listing, these shades are an "instant party starter and very comfortable to wear." 

You — yes, you! — can have the most out-of-this-world skateboard with everyone's favorite Wookiee, Chewbacca, on it. 

This reflective business card holder features the body of C-3PO. 

Want to have an immaculate jaw structure like Poe Dameron? That probably won't happen. But you can get a close shave like the pilot. 

This Star Wars-themed projector has 24 exclusive images of vehicles from the Clone Wars. 

Carry things around in this, you will. 

It's the perfect way to make breakfast in any galaxy.

This R2-BHD calendar from Hallmark can be customized to show any date.

If you're a fan of the Star Wars prequels, then you've got to get your hands on this Naboo Starfighter Helmet or Jar Jar Binks will never forgive you. 

This classic kaleidoscope gets an out-of-this-world upgrade with Star Wars imagery. 

Kids can fight cavities and tooth decay with this droid-themed mouth rinse.

Intimidate your golfing foursome with these golf club covers that feature the Sith Lord. 

Now you can get the iconic droid burned onto your toast every morning. 

You can blast the cantina song as loud as you want.

Your Star Wars band won't be complete without these guitar picks that'll pair perfectly with that new guitar of yours.

Owning a Kylo Ren pumpkin will make it feel like Halloween every day.

Ever wonder what your favorite Star Wars characters would look like as mice? Well, here you go.

Celebrate your birthday in style with Darth Vader on top of the cake. 

There's no basketball in Solo: A Star Wars Story, sure, but that shouldn't stop you from dunking on anybody who didn't like the Han Solo origin story. 

This collectible coin is much easier to fit inside your palace than a full-sized carbonite Solo.

Operation gets Star Wars-ified as you must repair a broken-down BB-8. 

This Star Wars lip balm set comes in eight different flavors.

Use this ceramic coin holder to save up money for a rainy day, like when the First Order comes to attack. 

Enjoy your favorite dump dinners with this Star Wars-themed 2-quart slow cooker. 

This is the perfect gift for the Star Wars fan who loves spending time in the kitchen.

This set of seven gold cards is the perfect retro collectible.