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35 Very Weird Pieces of Star Wars Merch

These are the best (and weirdest) Star Wars-themed gifts in any galaxy. 

By Lance Cartelli

This lightsaber umbrella ☂️
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Amazon via Bestkee

This lightsaber umbrella ☂️

This LED lightsaber umbrella has seven different color options, though it's pretty useless against Force lightning.

Lightsaber Umbrella

$22.99See On Amazon
This AT-AT tape dispenser
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Hallmark via Amazon

This AT-AT tape dispenser

Now your desk can be the coolest in all the galaxy.

Hallmark AT-AT Tape Dispenser

$47.37See On Amazon
This Star Wars decanter
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Amazon via Authome

This Star Wars decanter

This is the perfect glass decanter to hold your blue milk. 

Transparent Creative Star Wars 700ml Whiskey Flask Carafe Decanter

$20.99See On Amazon
This light-up Death Star beach ball
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Amazon via SwimWays

This light-up Death Star beach ball

You won't need to pull a Luke Skywalker and blow up the Death Star to light up the skies anymore. 

Star Wars Death Star Light-up Beach Ball

$6.60See On Amazon
This Darth Vader showerhead that's creepy AF
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Amazon via Oxygenics

This Darth Vader showerhead that's creepy AF

Ever wanted to shower with Lord Vader? Here's your chance! 

Darth Vader Handheld Showerhead

$9.25See On Amazon
This intergalactic guitar
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Amazon via Peavey

This intergalactic guitar

Learn to play the guitar with the help of some of your favorite Star Wars characters. 

Peavey Star Wars Beginner Guitar

$49.99See On Amazon
This million dollar bill
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Amazon via American Art Classics

This million dollar bill

Even though they use credits in a galaxy far, far away, it's still nice to be "Star Wars rich" with this million dollar bill.

Limited Edition Star Wars Collectible Million Dollar Bill in Currency Holder

$5See On Amazon
This luxurious Wampa rug
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Amazon via Star Wars

This luxurious Wampa rug

Everyone's favorite beast from Empire Strikes Back can now be an essential part of any room's design. 

Star Wars Wampa Plush Throw Rug

$127.90See On Amazon
These galactic cotton swabs 👂
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Amazon via Star Wars

These galactic cotton swabs 👂

Outer space can get pretty dirty. Keep your ears squeaky clean with these Star Wars-licensed cotton swabs. 

Star Wars Cotton Swabs

$7.99See On Amazon
These Stormtrooper sunglasses
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Amazon via Sun-Staches

These Stormtrooper sunglasses

According to the listing, these shades are an "instant party starter and very comfortable to wear." 

Sun-Staches Star Wars Stormtrooper

$9.99See On Amazon
A Chewbacca skateboard deck
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Amazon via Santa Cruz

A Chewbacca skateboard deck

You — yes, you! — can have the most out-of-this-world skateboard with everyone's favorite Wookiee, Chewbacca, on it. 

Santa Cruz Star Wars Chewbacca Collectible Skateboard Deck

$117.95See On Amazon
This C-3PO business card holder
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Kotobukiya via Amazon

This C-3PO business card holder

This reflective business card holder features the body of C-3PO. 

Star Wars C-3PO Business Card Holder

$24.46See On Amazon
This Poe Dameron-themed electric shaver
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Amazon via Philip Norelco

This Poe Dameron-themed electric shaver

Want to have an immaculate jaw structure like Poe Dameron? That probably won't happen. But you can get a close shave like the pilot. 

Philips Norelco Star Wars Electric Shaver

$129.94See On Amazon
A Star Wars-themed projector
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Amazon via Star Wars

A Star Wars-themed projector

This Star Wars-themed projector has 24 exclusive images of vehicles from the Clone Wars. 

Star Wars Science - Jedi Projector

$44.99See On Amazon
This Yoda basket
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Amazon via Star Wars

This Yoda basket

Carry things around in this, you will. 

Star Wars Yoda Plush Basket

$24.95See On Amazon
This Death Star waffle maker 
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Amazon via Pangea

This Death Star waffle maker 

It's the perfect way to make breakfast in any galaxy.

Star Wars Death Star Waffle Maker

$39.99See On Amazon
This droid that always knows today's date
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Hallmark via Amazon

This droid that always knows today's date

This R2-BHD calendar from Hallmark can be customized to show any date.

R2-BHD Perpetual Calendar

$18.89See On Amazon
This Naboo Starfighter helmet
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Amazon via Star Wars

This Naboo Starfighter helmet

If you're a fan of the Star Wars prequels, then you've got to get your hands on this Naboo Starfighter Helmet or Jar Jar Binks will never forgive you. 

Star Wars Episode 1 Naboo Starfighter Helmet

$54.99See On Amazon
This Darth Vader kaleidoscope 
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Amazon via Star Wars

This Darth Vader kaleidoscope 

This classic kaleidoscope gets an out-of-this-world upgrade with Star Wars imagery. 

Star Wars Tin Darth Vader Kaleidoscope

$23.20See On Amazon
This Star Wars mouth rinse
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Amazon via HRB Direct

This Star Wars mouth rinse

Kids can fight cavities and tooth decay with this droid-themed mouth rinse.

Firefly Anti-Cavity Mouth Rinse - Star Wars BB8

$27.88See On Amazon
These Darth Vader golf club covers
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Amazon via Star Wars

These Darth Vader golf club covers

Intimidate your golfing foursome with these golf club covers that feature the Sith Lord. 

Star Wars Darth Vader Golf Club Cover

$24.99See On Amazon
This R2-D2 toaster
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Amazon via Pangea Brands

This R2-D2 toaster

Now you can get the iconic droid burned onto your toast every morning. 

Star Wars R2-D2 Toaster

$34.99See On Amazon
This Star Wars-themed Bluetooth turntable
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Amazon via Crosley

This Star Wars-themed Bluetooth turntable

You can blast the cantina song as loud as you want.

Crosley Cruiser Deluxe Vintage 3-Speed Bluetooth Suitcase Turntable, Star Wars

$68.75See On Amazon
And these guitar picks
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Amazon via Sherpa LLC

And these guitar picks

Your Star Wars band won't be complete without these guitar picks that'll pair perfectly with that new guitar of yours.

Star Wars Guitar Picks

$10.99See On Amazon
A Kylo Ren pumpkin
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Amazon via Star Wars

A Kylo Ren pumpkin

Owning a Kylo Ren pumpkin will make it feel like Halloween every day.

Star Wars Kylo Ren Light Up Pumpkin

$7.91See On Amazon
These Rey, Finn, BB-8 and Poe cat toys
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Amazon via Petco

These Rey, Finn, BB-8 and Poe cat toys

Ever wonder what your favorite Star Wars characters would look like as mice? Well, here you go.

Petco Star Wars Cat Mice Bundle

$14.99See On Amazon
This Darth Vader birthday candle
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Amazon via Star Wars

This Darth Vader birthday candle

Celebrate your birthday in style with Darth Vader on top of the cake. 

Star Wars Birthday Cake Candle, Darth Vader

$7.01See On Amazon
This Star Wars basketball
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Amazon via Wilson

This Star Wars basketball

There's no basketball in Solo: A Star Wars Story, sure, but that shouldn't stop you from dunking on anybody who didn't like the Han Solo origin story. 

Star Wars Han Solo & Chewbacca Wilson Mini Basketball

$12.99See On Amazon
This uncirculated Han Solo coin
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Amazon

This uncirculated Han Solo coin

This collectible coin is much easier to fit inside your palace than a full-sized carbonite Solo.

Han Solo $2 Brilliant Uncirculated Coin (2016)

$99.99See On Amazon
This classic surgery board game with a Star Wars theme
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Amazon via Hasbro

This classic surgery board game with a Star Wars theme

Operation gets Star Wars-ified as you must repair a broken-down BB-8. 

Operation Game: Star Wars Edition

$15.44See On Amazon
Star Wars lip balm for your chapped lips
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Amazon via Lip Smacker

Star Wars lip balm for your chapped lips

This Star Wars lip balm set comes in eight different flavors.

Lip Smacker Star Wars Party Pack

$9.45See On Amazon
This Kylo Ren piggybank 
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Amazon via Zak Designs

This Kylo Ren piggybank 

Use this ceramic coin holder to save up money for a rainy day, like when the First Order comes to attack. 

Zak Designs Star Wars Ceramic Piggy Bank

$14.99See On Amazon
This Star Wars slow cooker for your kitchen 
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Amazon via Star Wars

This Star Wars slow cooker for your kitchen 

Enjoy your favorite dump dinners with this Star Wars-themed 2-quart slow cooker. 

Star Wars 2-Quart Slow Cooker

$19.99See On Amazon
This R2-D2 apron for young chefs
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Amazon via Williams Sonoma

This R2-D2 apron for young chefs

This is the perfect gift for the Star Wars fan who loves spending time in the kitchen.

Williams Sonoma R2-D2 Star Wars Kids Apron

$39.95See On Amazon
These golden trading cards
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Amazon via Merrick Mint

These golden trading cards

This set of seven gold cards is the perfect retro collectible.

Star Wars 1996 Original Genuine 23KT Gold Cards

$39.95See On Amazon
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