34 Totally Unexpected Things For Dad On Amazon

Let's be honest: This is as much of a gift for mom as it is for dad.

Because everyone loves hammocks. And because no one likes bug bites.

This one also works with teas, dressings, vinegars and more. Dad can even watch as the flavors infuse!

Bill Murray is the patron saint of groundhogs.

THERE ARE WASABI ONES IN HERE.

Socks are a great "dad gift." Fun socks kick it up to the next level.

Who knows what kind of bad guys Dad might run into on his way to work? Better be safe than sorry.

These are perfect for dads who love getting creative on the grill. 🍖

We guarantee your dad will be the only one on the block with this unusual hobby.

It's like giving your dad the gift of the whole universe. 🌠

Even if you loathe single-use kitchen gadgets, there's something magical about making your own Egg McMuffin.

Decanters are fancy. Decanters with glass boats inside are fancier.

Perfect for dads who won’t stop raving about their trip to Toronto… those dads exist, right?

Dad needs this in his life, because phones typically carry ten times more germs than toilet seats. 🚽😧

The design of these clippers makes trimming toenails a breeze, Amazon reviewers say, even if dad has a bad back.

They’ll say that he carved it himself—from a bigger spoon.

Can your dad handle the grossest beauty treatment ever?

Kids of math nerds rejoice! We have found the perfect gift.

Totally healthy. No concussions here.

If Ron Swanson is his spirit animal, he’s going to love this book.

There is no better joy in life like a perfect cup of coffee, no matter where you are.

How freaking convenient are these?! Hell, get a pair for yourself too.

Having these on hand is going to feel so amazing when Dad encounters a loose screw in the wild.

You can never have too many lawn flamingos, especially if your dad has been itching to “flock” your neighbor’s lawn.

The biggest challenge is going to be giving dad a chance to play with this sucker.

If Dad always needs the one socket size that he doesn't have on hand you will be a damn hero.

A shotgun-like spray of salt will take out any nasty bug. Just don’t encourage him to hang his trophies on the wall.

Someone walking down the street wearing one of these would DEFINITELY be unexpected.

Or for dads looking to find out which neighbor’s dog is crapping on his lawn. 💩

Wow, that liquor is HARD.

We are *this* close to corn on the cob season! 🌽🌽🌽

What’s most unexpected is how damn cozy this thing looks!

Bonus points if your dad can rap... or knows Martha Stewart.

Only give this gift if you’re sure that you're the favorite child.