25 Weird Toys To Take Your Desk At Work To The Next Level
This rad pixelated Mario light to show off your 8-bit heritage
This officially licensed throwback to Super Mario Bros. 3 requires either two AAA batteries (not included) or this optional USB adapter (that'll run you another $8 or so).
The hoverboard from Back to the Future II, only much, much smaller
No, it doesn't actually hover (there are clear bits of plastic holding it up) and you can't use it to get one over on Biff Tannen. It does look really cool on a desk, though.
This magnetic zen garden that looks like its from outer space
Dragging a tiny rake through sand is cool, but this magnetic zen garden adds the fun of sculpting into the mix.
This charging station that has more USB ports than any one human could need
The best thing about this lamp is that it has five USB ports, perfect for charging every single mobile device you own at once.
This real, working, 3.5-inch arcade game
This one isn't just for decoration -- insert three AAA batteries and you really can play an authentic game of Pac-Man on the tiny 1.5-inch screen. There are also Space Invaders, Galaxian, and Ms. Pac-Man versions available, so you can turn your desk at work into a miniature arcade.
This T-Rex because ... well, because dinosaurs are crazy awesome
This 13-inch tall dino looks great pretty much everywhere, just like a full-sized T-Rex would.
This desk organizer that doubles as a mini putting green
The real fun of this organizer is the putting green insert that immediately turns your desk into a hole of mini-mini-golf.
This letter opener that also seals the darkness
This 6.75-inch long Master Sword replica -- an officially licensed Legend of Zelda collectible -- makes quick work of all the snail mail you need to sift through at work. It'll also make quick work of Ganon, so long as Ganon's been shrunk to the size of a small envelope.
This little corner of the beach that fits on a desk
When you're facing deadlines and long hours, sometimes you need an escape -- even if it's temporary. This one comes complete with a tiny beach chair and some seashells.
This weird pin toy that everyone's put on their face at one time or another
You've definitely put one of these on your face before. Buy one to keep on your desk, and you'll probably start putting it on your face daily. Like a boss.
This tiny cannon for when you want to declare an office war
This classy replica of a civil war cannon shoots small pellets when you load it with black powder. Be extremely careful, though -- this cannon has a lot of power.
This breezy USB fan for those sweltering summer workdays
This fan helps you stay comfortable, even when Randy from Accounting turns the office thermostat up too high. Damnit, Randy.
This gadget that's so pointless its name is literally "Useless Box"
When you flip the switch, a mechanical finger comes out to flip the switch back off. So why bother having it, you wonder? Just to confuse others about why you have it, of course.
The most classic ... *CLACK* ... desk toy ... *CLACK* ... ever made *CLACK*
There's something so relaxing about the rhythmic clacking of this one -- perhaps that's why the Newton's Cradle is such a classic desk toy?
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