25 Insanely Expensive Things You Can Actually Buy On Amazon
An arcade-quality Skee-Ball machine you can call your own
Why travel to the boardwalk when the boardwalk can come to you?
This giant chandelier made of porcelain fairies
Jokes one reviewer about this 2-meter-tall fiber optic chandelier: "I didn't think I could afford this chandelier, but when I saw the free shipping, I realized only an idiot would pass up an opportunity like this."
This antique gilded clock with matching gold candelabras
This handcrafted antique dates back to 19th-century France. Says one Amazon reviewer: "This looks great in my cardboard box, after I sold my house to afford it."
Ten ounces of gold nuggets from the Yukon
Yes, you can buy 75-percent-to-85 percent-purity gold nuggets on Amazon. And yes, they're hella expensive.
This HDMI cable that costs more than the TV you'd connect it do
This 3-meter long cable has "solid perfect-surface silver" connectors and other upgrades over the $5 and $10 HDMI cables you can get on Amazon. But all HDMI cables transmit the same ones and zeroes, so you're better off saving your cash.
This pricey "zero gravity" massage chair
Sure, there are plenty of massage chairs available on Amazon. But this 400-pound monster features an air ionizer "to facilitate healthy oxygen intake" and a zero-gravity setting that "provides a sense of weightlessness."
This complicated watch that'll set you back $250,000
Be careful while viewing this like-new, hand-wound Patek Philippe. Warns one Amazon reviewer: "Almost clicked buy with one click and ruined my life."
This expensive diamond cream for impressing your girlfriend, Egg Ann
This anti-aging cream contains diamond powder, but please note it's not a cost-effective replacement for blue body paint.
This 10-carat diamond that costs more than your house
Sure, you're spending nearly $300,000 on a diamond. But it does come with free shipping, so there's that.
This $20,000 coffee table with an amber inlay
There are a lot of great, inexpensive furniture options on Amazon. This hand-crafted table with an amber inlay is not one of them.
This stunning Dolce & Gabbana dress 👗💸
Did you know you can buy high-fashion dresses on Amazon? This black silk dress is as stunning as it is expensive.
This $20,000 television that's crazy big
This 88-inch QLED smart television can put out more than a billion shades of color.
This 4K home theater projector that costs more than your car
Yeah, an 88-inch television is big. But this ultra-short throw Sony projector lets you go even bigger: You get a 120-inch picture from just 10 inches away.
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