22 Insanely Expensive Things You Can Actually Buy On Amazon
This giant chandelier made of porcelain fairies
Lladro Niagara Chandelier
Jokes one reviewer about this 2-meter-tall fiber optic chandelier: "I didn't think I could afford this chandelier, but when I saw the free shipping, I realized only an idiot would pass up an opportunity like this."
An arcade-quality Skee-Ball machine you can call your own
Skee-Ball Classic Alley Amusement Game
Why travel to the boardwalk when the boardwalk can come to you?
This $1,200 copper meditation pyramid
Square Copper Meditation Pyramid System
This 7-foot system will both "en-house the sacred energy patterns of the Earth" and help free you of the burdens caused by the money sitting in your bank account.
This antique gilded clock with matching gold candelabras
Gold-Plated Bronze Mantel Clock with Matching Candelabras
This handcrafted antique dates back to 19th-century France. Says one Amazon reviewer: "This looks great in my cardboard box, after I sold my house to afford it."
A life-sized stormtrooper
Sideshow Collectibles Life-Size Stormtrooper
This guy stands 78 inches tall, ready to execute Order 66 at a moment's notice.
This giant drum filled with WD-40
WD-40 Multi-Use Product, 55-Gallon Drum
This one is perfect for when you have squeaky doors. Thousands upon thousands of squeaky doors.
This $220,000 engagement ring
Orange Diamond Engagement Ring (8.42Cts)
This 18-karat white gold ring is perfect for when you really, really, really want her to say yes.
This giant retro chic Crosley jukebox
Crosley Rocket Full-Size Jukebox
This vintage-looking jukebox has some new-school tricks: There's an 80-disc CD changer and a built-in Bluetooth receiver.
Ten ounces of gold nuggets from the Yukon
Alaskan Yukon Natural Gold Nuggets (10 Troy Ounce)
Yes, you can buy 75-percent-to-85 percent-purity gold nuggets on Amazon. And yes, they're hella expensive.
This gigantic bed shaped like a seashell
King-Size Sea Shell Round Bed
Live your best mermaid life. And yeah, there's a pearl LED built right in.
This $24,000 Star Wars action figure
The Empire Strikes Back Jawa Action Figure
This ultra-rare Jawa action figure with a vinyl cape is the stuff of action-figure legend. As to whether it's really worth as much as a car... we'll leave that call up to you.
This $22,500 porcelain vase
Lladro Paradise Vase
This 3-foot-tall vase was sculpted in 2017 by Marco Antonio Noguerón.
A 3-foot Slimer to call your very own
Ghostbusters Life-Size Foam Replica Slimer Toy
Looking for a new roommate? How about this 3-foot-tall foam ghost from the 1984 movie Ghostbusters?
This complicated watch that'll set you back $250,000
Patek Philippe Grand Complications
Be careful while viewing this like-new, hand-wound Patek Philippe. Warns one Amazon reviewer: "Almost clicked buy with one click and ruined my life."
This ridiculously pricey cat calendar from 2012
Cat Naps 2012 Calendar
Why would someone pay over $10,000 for a used calendar? Ah, the mysteries of Amazon.
This expensive diamond cream for impressing your girlfriend, Egg Ann
Forever Flawless Diamond Infused Eye Cream, 50 g
This anti-aging cream contains diamond powder, but please note it's not a cost-effective replacement for blue body paint.
This 10-carat diamond that costs more than your house
Fancy Intense Yellow Loose Diamond (10.03Cts)
Sure, you're spending nearly $300,000 on a diamond. But it does come with free shipping, so there's that.
This $20,000 coffee table with an amber inlay
Hand-Made Walnut Root and Karelian Birch Coffee Table
There are a lot of great, inexpensive furniture options on Amazon. This hand-crafted table with an amber inlay is not one of them.
This stunning Dolce & Gabbana dress 👗💸
Dolce & Gabbana Black Silk Floral Lace Ricamo Ball Maxi Dress
Did you know you can buy high-fashion dresses on Amazon? This black silk dress is as stunning as it is expensive.
This $20,000 television that's crazy big
Samsung Electronics 88-Inch 4K Ultra HD Smart LED TV
This 88-inch QLED smart television can put out more than a billion shades of color.
This five-person hot tub with built-in Bluetooth
5-Person Spa Hot Tub
This hot tub has it all: a heater, 68 jets, three seats and two loungers. Oh, plus free shipping!
This 4K home theater projector that costs more than your car
Sony Ultra-Short Throw 4K Home Theater Projector
Yeah, an 88-inch television is big. But this ultra-short throw Sony projector lets you go even bigger: You get a 120-inch picture from just 10 inches away.
