Jokes one reviewer about this 2-meter-tall fiber optic chandelier: "I didn't think I could afford this chandelier, but when I saw the free shipping, I realized only an idiot would pass up an opportunity like this."
Why travel to the boardwalk when the boardwalk can come to you?
This 7-foot system will both "en-house the sacred energy patterns of the Earth" and help free you of the burdens caused by the money sitting in your bank account.
This handcrafted antique dates back to 19th-century France. Says one Amazon reviewer: "This looks great in my cardboard box, after I sold my house to afford it."
This guy stands 78 inches tall, ready to execute Order 66 at a moment's notice.
This one is perfect for when you have squeaky doors. Thousands upon thousands of squeaky doors.
This 18-karat white gold ring is perfect for when you really, really, really want her to say yes.
This vintage-looking jukebox has some new-school tricks: There's an 80-disc CD changer and a built-in Bluetooth receiver.
Yes, you can buy 75-percent-to-85 percent-purity gold nuggets on Amazon. And yes, they're hella expensive.
Live your best mermaid life. And yeah, there's a pearl LED built right in.
This ultra-rare Jawa action figure with a vinyl cape is the stuff of action-figure legend. As to whether it's really worth as much as a car... we'll leave that call up to you.
This 3-foot-tall vase was sculpted in 2017 by Marco Antonio Noguerón.
Looking for a new roommate? How about this 3-foot-tall foam ghost from the 1984 movie Ghostbusters?
Be careful while viewing this like-new, hand-wound Patek Philippe. Warns one Amazon reviewer: "Almost clicked buy with one click and ruined my life."
Why would someone pay over $10,000 for a used calendar? Ah, the mysteries of Amazon.
This anti-aging cream contains diamond powder, but please note it's not a cost-effective replacement for blue body paint.
Sure, you're spending nearly $300,000 on a diamond. But it does come with free shipping, so there's that.
There are a lot of great, inexpensive furniture options on Amazon. This hand-crafted table with an amber inlay is not one of them.
Did you know you can buy high-fashion dresses on Amazon? This black silk dress is as stunning as it is expensive.
This 88-inch QLED smart television can put out more than a billion shades of color.
This hot tub has it all: a heater, 68 jets, three seats and two loungers. Oh, plus free shipping!
Yeah, an 88-inch television is big. But this ultra-short throw Sony projector lets you go even bigger: You get a 120-inch picture from just 10 inches away.