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28 Fun And Weird Amazon Toys You Need Right Now

These are the best and strangest toys people are buying on Amazon.

By Joal Ryan

This wonderful, puking egg to relieve your stress
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Elecsum via Amazon

This wonderful, puking egg to relieve your stress

No matter how stressed you're feeling, look on the bright side -- at least no one is squeezing you until you puke up your yolk.

Vomiting & Sucking Lazy Egg Yolk

$2.99See On Amazon
This game that challenges you to eat the most babies
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Exploding Kittens LLC

This game that challenges you to eat the most babies

From the makers of the Exploding Kittens game comes this, a strategic card game for 2-5 players that will have you building all sorts of weird creatures, from a Handsome Salmon armed with knives and burritos to a Pomeranian of Light and Wonder in business attire who can run at the speed of light.

Bears vs Babies: A Card Game

$29.99See On Amazon
These crazy bumper balls that you know you've been dying to try
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Oanon

These crazy bumper balls that you know you've been dying to try

These balls take soccer -- or any sport -- to the next level.

Inflatable Bumper Balls (1.2 m diameter)

$96.99See On Amazon
This amazing anatomical model of a Lego minifig
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4D Master via Amazon

This amazing anatomical model of a Lego minifig

Ever wonder what makes the average Lego minifigure tick? Now you can peer inside to see for sure.

Brick Man Funny Anatomy

$17.00See On Amazon
This armband that lets you control stuff like a wizard or something
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Thalmic Labs

This armband that lets you control stuff like a wizard or something

No, it's not magic -- this Myo armband reads the muscle activity in your arm, allowing you to wirelessly control all your (compatible) tech with touchless hand gestures.

Myo Gesture Control Armband

$199.99See On Amazon
The softest piece of toast you'll ever cuddle
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Squishable.com via Facebook

The softest piece of toast you'll ever cuddle

You could try eating this plush new gluten-free friend, but we recommend against it.

Comfort Food Toast Plush, 19 inch

$42.57See On Amazon
This grow-a-boyfriend toy for when your real one lets you down
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Forum Novelties

This grow-a-boyfriend toy for when your real one lets you down

Grows to about 12 inches in water. Perfect for making your current boyfriend jealous.

Grow a Boyfriend

$3.91See On See on Amazon
The creepiest bank you've ever seen
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Takada Collection via Amazon

The creepiest bank you've ever seen

If you think the face on this bank is creepy, wait until it starts gobbling up your cash.

Takada Collection Face Bank

$20.10See On Amazon
This friendly astromech droid of your very own
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Sphero

This friendly astromech droid of your very own

Sphero's R2-D2 droid can be controlled directly from your iOS or Android smarphone, or you can just let him patrol your home on its own.

R2-D2 App-Enabled Droid by Sphero

$179.95See On Amazon
A magical unicorn horn of your very own
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Accoutrements

A magical unicorn horn of your very own

Become the mythical beast you were always meant to be with this 11-inch-long inflatable.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$4.82See On Amazon
This brilliant disguise that fills your nostrils with the delectible scent of bacon
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Archie McPhee-Accoutrements via Amazon

This brilliant disguise that fills your nostrils with the delectible scent of bacon

You'll maintain a low profile while hiding behind this 4-inch wide "mustache with adhesive backing [and] made of lifelike synthetic hair." Its bacon scent may raise your profile with hungry dogs, though.

Bacon Scented Mustache

$ 4.38See On Amazon
This perfect accessory for drinking your crappy coffee
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BigMouth Inc via Amazon

This perfect accessory for drinking your crappy coffee

This hand-painted ceramic mug holds 12 ounces of coffee. At least, we hope that's coffee.

The Original Toilet Mug

$12.99See On Amazon
This retro gaming cartridge with a saucy secret
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Just Funky via Amazon

This retro gaming cartridge with a saucy secret

This isn't an 8-bit game cartridge at all -- it's a flask that holds up to 8 ounces.

The Legend of Zelda Cartridge Flask

$21.69See On Amazon
This happy little Funko Pop of the world's best painter
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Funko

This happy little Funko Pop of the world's best painter

Experience The Joy of Painting every day with this vinyl duo of the famous animal-loving artist and his little furry friend. (The raccoon, not Bob's hair.)

Funko Pop TV Bob Ross with Raccoon Collectible Figure (Pre-order)

$10.99See On Amazon
This bard puppet with mad boxing skills
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MTS

This bard puppet with mad boxing skills

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but Shakespeare's left hook is even mightier still.

Shakespeare Punching Puppet, 12.5 inch

$15.19See On Amazon
This self-stirring mug for those mornings when you can't even
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Towallmark via Amazon

This self-stirring mug for those mornings when you can't even

We're not sure whether this mug makes stirring easier or more complicated. Either way, it's cool as hell.

Towallmark Self Stirring Mug

$ 9.03See On See on Amazon
This wind-up president that walks the walk
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MTS via Amazon

This wind-up president that walks the walk

Abraham Lincoln and a wind-up-toy mechanism -- together for the first time!

Wind-up Lincoln Walking Head

$7.63See On Amazon
This flying monkey that wears a cape and a mask, as all good flying monkeys should 
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Playmaker Toys via Amazon

This flying monkey that wears a cape and a mask, as all good flying monkeys should

 

This monkey was made for flinging. Stretch out its furry arms, and watch this super primate soar.

Flingshot Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey

$6.24See On Amazon
This sensational, poseable Sasquatch
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Accoutrements via Amazon

This sensational, poseable Sasquatch

We finally found Bigfoot, everybody!

Bigfoot Action Figure

$16.69See On Amazon
This classic YouTube character, come to (annoying) life
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The Bridge Direct via Amazon

This classic YouTube character, come to (annoying) life

Orange you glad this officially licensed plush toy spouts up to a dozen phrases and puns made Internet-famous by a certain talking citrus?

Annoying Orange 3-1/2 Inch Talking Plush Figure Whoa Orange

$16.98See On Amazon
This crazy cat lady action figure 
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Archie McPhee

This crazy cat lady action figure 

How many cats does it take for one to become a "crazy cat lady"? According to the makers of this weird action figure: six.

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure, 5.25 inch

$10.50See On Amazon
This burping, art-house piggy bank
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Studio Ghibli via Amazon

This burping, art-house piggy bank

Be a good Hayao Miyazaki geek and feed your spare coins to a hungry Kaonashi (aka No-Face). It'll belch in appreciation.  

Spirited Away Kaonashi No-Face Piggy Bank

$70.80See On Amazon
This piece of crap that you just gotta have
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vmree via Amazon

This piece of crap that you just gotta have

The pattern design is "Poo"; the odor is "Mysterious Scented." So, yes, you'll definitely need to keep one at your desk.  

Poo-Scented Squeeze Toy

$4.69See On Amazon
This incredibly childish button you won't be able to stop pressing
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Talkie Toys Products via Amazon

This incredibly childish button you won't be able to stop pressing

Even if you're pretty good at burping on command, it never hurts to have an emergency button at your disposal.

Burp Button

$10.99See On Amazon
These feet puppets for your fingers
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Archie McPhee

These feet puppets for your fingers

Kick back, and let nature run through the 2-inch-tall fake feet you've attached to your fingers. We admit it sounds weird, but also relaxing.  

Set of 2 Rubber Finger Feet Mini Puppets Left & Right

$5.67See On Amazon
This Lego mug to warm your inner child 
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SH via Amazon

This Lego mug to warm your inner child

 

Build your own coffee mug! This hand-wash-only container is compatible with most name-brand bricks.

Build-On Brick Mug Coffee Cup

$ 9.30See On Amazon
This surprisingly attractive tin of magnetic silly putty
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Crazy Aaron's via Amazon

This surprisingly attractive tin of magnetic silly putty

This 3.2-ounce container of metallic putty comes with its own magnet.

Gold Rush Magnetic Thinking Putty

$32.00See On Amazon
This desktop drum set that will make all your coworkers hate you
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Westminster via Amazon

This desktop drum set that will make all your coworkers hate you

Tiny hands are not included in this seven-piece set.

Westminster Desktop Drum Set

$12.99See On Amazon
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