28 Fun And Weird Amazon Toys You Need Right Now
By Joal Ryan
This wonderful, puking egg to relieve your stress
No matter how stressed you're feeling, look on the bright side -- at least no one is squeezing you until you puke up your yolk.
This game that challenges you to eat the most babies
From the makers of the Exploding Kittens game comes this, a strategic card game for 2-5 players that will have you building all sorts of weird creatures, from a Handsome Salmon armed with knives and burritos to a Pomeranian of Light and Wonder in business attire who can run at the speed of light.
These crazy bumper balls that you know you've been dying to try
These balls take soccer -- or any sport -- to the next level.
This amazing anatomical model of a Lego minifig
Ever wonder what makes the average Lego minifigure tick? Now you can peer inside to see for sure.
This armband that lets you control stuff like a wizard or something
No, it's not magic -- this Myo armband reads the muscle activity in your arm, allowing you to wirelessly control all your (compatible) tech with touchless hand gestures.
The softest piece of toast you'll ever cuddle
You could try eating this plush new gluten-free friend, but we recommend against it.
This grow-a-boyfriend toy for when your real one lets you down
Grows to about 12 inches in water. Perfect for making your current boyfriend jealous.
The creepiest bank you've ever seen
If you think the face on this bank is creepy, wait until it starts gobbling up your cash.
This friendly astromech droid of your very own
Sphero's R2-D2 droid can be controlled directly from your iOS or Android smarphone, or you can just let him patrol your home on its own.
A magical unicorn horn of your very own
Become the mythical beast you were always meant to be with this 11-inch-long inflatable.
This brilliant disguise that fills your nostrils with the delectible scent of bacon
You'll maintain a low profile while hiding behind this 4-inch wide "mustache with adhesive backing [and] made of lifelike synthetic hair." Its bacon scent may raise your profile with hungry dogs, though.
This perfect accessory for drinking your crappy coffee
This hand-painted ceramic mug holds 12 ounces of coffee. At least, we hope that's coffee.
This retro gaming cartridge with a saucy secret
This isn't an 8-bit game cartridge at all -- it's a flask that holds up to 8 ounces.
This happy little Funko Pop of the world's best painter
Experience The Joy of Painting every day with this vinyl duo of the famous animal-loving artist and his little furry friend. (The raccoon, not Bob's hair.)
This bard puppet with mad boxing skills
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but Shakespeare's left hook is even mightier still.
This self-stirring mug for those mornings when you can't even
We're not sure whether this mug makes stirring easier or more complicated. Either way, it's cool as hell.
This wind-up president that walks the walk
Abraham Lincoln and a wind-up-toy mechanism -- together for the first time!
This flying monkey that wears a cape and a mask, as all good flying monkeys should
This monkey was made for flinging. Stretch out its furry arms, and watch this super primate soar.
This sensational, poseable Sasquatch
We finally found Bigfoot, everybody!
This classic YouTube character, come to (annoying) life
Orange you glad this officially licensed plush toy spouts up to a dozen phrases and puns made Internet-famous by a certain talking citrus?
This crazy cat lady action figure
How many cats does it take for one to become a "crazy cat lady"? According to the makers of this weird action figure: six.
This burping, art-house piggy bank
Be a good Hayao Miyazaki geek and feed your spare coins to a hungry Kaonashi (aka No-Face). It'll belch in appreciation.
This piece of crap that you just gotta have
The pattern design is "Poo"; the odor is "Mysterious Scented." So, yes, you'll definitely need to keep one at your desk.
This incredibly childish button you won't be able to stop pressing
Even if you're pretty good at burping on command, it never hurts to have an emergency button at your disposal.
These feet puppets for your fingers
Kick back, and let nature run through the 2-inch-tall fake feet you've attached to your fingers. We admit it sounds weird, but also relaxing.
This Lego mug to warm your inner child
Build your own coffee mug! This hand-wash-only container is compatible with most name-brand bricks.
This surprisingly attractive tin of magnetic silly putty
This 3.2-ounce container of metallic putty comes with its own magnet.
This desktop drum set that will make all your coworkers hate you
Tiny hands are not included in this seven-piece set.