28 Fun And Weird Amazon Toys You Need Right Now
This game that challenges you to eat the most babies
From the makers of the Exploding Kittens game comes this, a strategic card game for 2-5 players that will have you building all sorts of weird creatures, from a Handsome Salmon armed with knives and burritos to a Pomeranian of Light and Wonder in business attire who can run at the speed of light.
These crazy bumper balls that you know you've been dying to try
These balls take soccer -- or any sport -- to the next level.
This armband that lets you control stuff like a wizard or something
No, it's not magic -- this Myo armband reads the muscle activity in your arm, allowing you to wirelessly control all your (compatible) tech with touchless hand gestures.
This grow-a-boyfriend toy for when your real one lets you down
Grows to about 12 inches in water. Perfect for making your current boyfriend jealous.
This brilliant disguise that fills your nostrils with the delectible scent of bacon
You'll maintain a low profile while hiding behind this 4-inch wide "mustache with adhesive backing [and] made of lifelike synthetic hair." Its bacon scent may raise your profile with hungry dogs, though.
This perfect accessory for drinking your crappy coffee
This hand-painted ceramic mug holds 12 ounces of coffee. At least, we hope that's coffee.
This happy little Funko Pop of the world's best painter
Experience The Joy of Painting every day with this vinyl duo of the famous animal-loving artist and his little furry friend. (The raccoon, not Bob's hair.)
This self-stirring mug for those mornings when you can't even
We're not sure whether this mug makes stirring easier or more complicated. Either way, it's cool as hell.
This flying monkey that wears a cape and a mask, as all good flying monkeys should
This monkey was made for flinging. Stretch out its furry arms, and watch this super primate soar.
This classic YouTube character, come to (annoying) life
Orange you glad this officially licensed plush toy spouts up to a dozen phrases and puns made Internet-famous by a certain talking citrus?
This incredibly childish button you won't be able to stop pressing
Even if you're pretty good at burping on command, it never hurts to have an emergency button at your disposal.
These feet puppets for your fingers
Kick back, and let nature run through the 2-inch-tall fake feet you've attached to your fingers. We admit it sounds weird, but also relaxing.
This surprisingly attractive tin of magnetic silly putty
This 3.2-ounce container of metallic putty comes with its own magnet.
This desktop drum set that will make all your coworkers hate you
Tiny hands are not included in this seven-piece set.