28 Fun And Weird Amazon Toys You Need Right Now

From the makers of the Exploding Kittens game comes this, a strategic card game for 2-5 players that will have you building all sorts of weird creatures, from a Handsome Salmon armed with knives and burritos to a Pomeranian of Light and Wonder in business attire who can run at the speed of light.

These balls take soccer -- or any sport -- to the next level.

Ever wonder what makes the average Lego minifigure tick? Now you can peer inside to see for sure.

No, it's not magic -- this Myo armband reads the muscle activity in your arm, allowing you to wirelessly control all your (compatible) tech with touchless hand gestures.

You could try eating this plush new gluten-free friend, but we recommend against it.

Grows to about 12 inches in water. Perfect for making your current boyfriend jealous.

If you think the face on this bank is creepy, wait until it starts gobbling up your cash.

Sphero's R2-D2 droid can be controlled directly from your iOS or Android smarphone, or you can just let him patrol your home on its own.

Become the mythical beast you were always meant to be with this 11-inch-long inflatable.

You'll maintain a low profile while hiding behind this 4-inch wide "mustache with adhesive backing [and] made of lifelike synthetic hair." Its bacon scent may raise your profile with hungry dogs, though.

This hand-painted ceramic mug holds 12 ounces of coffee. At least, we hope that's coffee.

This isn't an 8-bit game cartridge at all -- it's a flask that holds up to 8 ounces.

Experience The Joy of Painting every day with this vinyl duo of the famous animal-loving artist and his little furry friend. (The raccoon, not Bob's hair.)

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but Shakespeare's left hook is even mightier still.

We're not sure whether this mug makes stirring easier or more complicated. Either way, it's cool as hell.

Abraham Lincoln and a wind-up-toy mechanism -- together for the first time!

This monkey was made for flinging. Stretch out its furry arms, and watch this super primate soar.

We finally found Bigfoot, everybody!

Orange you glad this officially licensed plush toy spouts up to a dozen phrases and puns made Internet-famous by a certain talking citrus?

How many cats does it take for one to become a "crazy cat lady"? According to the makers of this weird action figure: six.

Be a good Hayao Miyazaki geek and feed your spare coins to a hungry Kaonashi (aka No-Face). It'll belch in appreciation.  

The pattern design is "Poo"; the odor is "Mysterious Scented." So, yes, you'll definitely need to keep one at your desk.  

Even if you're pretty good at burping on command, it never hurts to have an emergency button at your disposal.

Kick back, and let nature run through the 2-inch-tall fake feet you've attached to your fingers. We admit it sounds weird, but also relaxing.  

Build your own coffee mug! This hand-wash-only container is compatible with most name-brand bricks.

This 3.2-ounce container of metallic putty comes with its own magnet.

Tiny hands are not included in this seven-piece set.