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25 Absolutely Useless (But Fun!) Things You Can Get On Amazon

Who doesn’t want a little bit of pure joy?

By Kate Hughes

This feeder that turns squirrels into cryptids 🦄
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This feeder that turns squirrels into cryptids 🦄

Create a horrifying animal hybrid that exists only in your backyard!

Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder

$13.88See On Amazon
This tiny friend in a bottle 
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This tiny friend in a bottle 

This 1-inch apatosaurus even comes with an adoption certificate!

Pet Apatosaurus

$19.99See On Amazon
This gum that supposedly grants you mystical powers 🍬
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This gum that supposedly grants you mystical powers 🍬

We can only hope it works as advertised. 🐈

Talk With Your Cat Gum

$5.50See On Amazon
This twisted balloon dog bookend
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This twisted balloon dog bookend

This is especially useless if you just buy one. 😏

Balloon Dog Bookend

$52See On Amazon
A box of tissues disguised as a pile of books 📚
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A box of tissues disguised as a pile of books 📚

Why do people even cover tissue boxes? Are they scandalous or something?

Book Tissue Box Cover

$24.99See On Amazon
Just a cat eating potato chips 😺
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Just a cat eating potato chips 😺

So cuddly. So hungry. So useless.

Potato Chip Pusheen

$19.72See On Amazon
This essential Paul Revere print
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This essential Paul Revere print

One if by land, two if by sea, three if by dinosaur.

Paul Revere Riding a Raptor

$10See On Amazon
This disturbing cuddle buddy 🐻
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This disturbing cuddle buddy 🐻

This tiny-headed bear will haunt your dreams!

Tiny Headed Bear

$32.99See On Amazon
These sick shades… er… shade 😎
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These sick shades… er… shade 😎

With these cyclops shades, you're one of the X-Men! Or just a weirdo.

Cyclops Visor

$9.99See On Amazon
This ball-firing gnome
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This ball-firing gnome

Is there anything more fun than projectiles shooting out of a gnome’s mouth? We think not.

Papa Gnome Popper Toy

$11.87See On Amazon
This fancy, high-class octopus 🐙
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This fancy, high-class octopus 🐙

That monocle makes him posh AF.

Octopus with Monocle Plush

$15.99See On Amazon
The perfect costume for your cat
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The perfect costume for your cat

Your cat is gonna hate you. 🦄🐾

Unicorn Costume

$15.40-$22.48See On Amazon
This planter. Because WHO wouldn't love this planter? 🦉🦉🦉
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This planter. Because WHO wouldn't love this planter? 🦉🦉🦉

How cute would this succulent planter look on your desk? We’re thinking REAL cute.

Owl Succulent Planter

$22.99See On Amazon
This terrifying look at gummy bear anatomy
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This terrifying look at gummy bear anatomy

Dear God, we may never eat a gummy bear again….

Gummi Bear Skeleton Anatomy Model Kit

$22.95See On Amazon
These pretty, pretty rocks
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These pretty, pretty rocks

These crystals claim to balance your mind and keep your aura clear, if you truly want to believe. ✨

Set of Crystals

$23.99See On Amazon
These Golden Girls drawers
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These Golden Girls drawers

Thanks for being a friend indeed.

Golden Girls Undies

$27.97See On Amazon
A new motto to wear 🍟
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A new motto to wear 🍟

Wear it on your sleeve or bag!

Fries Before Guys Pin

$10See On Amazon
This snazzy comb that adds a little danger to your day 
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This snazzy comb that adds a little danger to your day 

This switchblade comb might come in handy if there's a rumble at the beauty salon.

Novelty Switchblade Comb

$5.80See On Amazon
These three sweet kitties 🐱🍦
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These three sweet kitties 🐱🍦

Look at ‘em, just lounging on an ice cream cone. 😍

Cat Ice Cream Cone Patch

$9.99See On Amazon
A new set of gnarly teeth 😬
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A new set of gnarly teeth 😬

YIKES.

Gnarly Teeth (set of 9)

$7.91See On Amazon
This prestigious (?) pig award statue 🐷
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This prestigious (?) pig award statue 🐷

How honored would you be to receive the "Flying Pig" award?

Flying Pig Award Statue

$27.90See On Amazon
This look into another world 🌌
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This look into another world 🌌

It isn’t even OUR planet.

Jupiter Globe

$160See On Amazon
These darling lawn ornaments 🏡
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These darling lawn ornaments 🏡

Set up a flock of foot-tall flamingos on your neighbor’s front yard!

Mini Plastic Flamingos

$13.95See On Amazon
This décor for carnivores 🍖
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This décor for carnivores 🍖

We love everything about this hilarious pillow, but the potato is our favorite.

Protesting Veggies Pillow

$14.99See On Amazon
This illuminating forest spirit
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This illuminating forest spirit

Do you need a decorative light switch? No. Do you want one? Oh yes.

Totoro Light Switch

$19See On Amazon
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