25 Absolutely Useless (But Fun!) Things You Can Get On Amazon
By Kate Hughes
This feeder that turns squirrels into cryptids 🦄
Create a horrifying animal hybrid that exists only in your backyard!
This tiny friend in a bottle
This 1-inch apatosaurus even comes with an adoption certificate!
This gum that supposedly grants you mystical powers 🍬
We can only hope it works as advertised. 🐈
This twisted balloon dog bookend
This is especially useless if you just buy one. 😏
A box of tissues disguised as a pile of books 📚
Why do people even cover tissue boxes? Are they scandalous or something?
Just a cat eating potato chips 😺
So cuddly. So hungry. So useless.
This essential Paul Revere print
One if by land, two if by sea, three if by dinosaur.
This disturbing cuddle buddy 🐻
This tiny-headed bear will haunt your dreams!
These sick shades… er… shade 😎
With these cyclops shades, you're one of the X-Men! Or just a weirdo.
This ball-firing gnome
Is there anything more fun than projectiles shooting out of a gnome’s mouth? We think not.
This fancy, high-class octopus 🐙
That monocle makes him posh AF.
The perfect costume for your cat
Your cat is gonna hate you. 🦄🐾
This planter. Because WHO wouldn't love this planter? 🦉🦉🦉
How cute would this succulent planter look on your desk? We’re thinking REAL cute.
These pretty, pretty rocks
These crystals claim to balance your mind and keep your aura clear, if you truly want to believe. ✨
This snazzy comb that adds a little danger to your day
This switchblade comb might come in handy if there's a rumble at the beauty salon.
These three sweet kitties 🐱🍦
Look at ‘em, just lounging on an ice cream cone. 😍
This prestigious (?) pig award statue 🐷
How honored would you be to receive the "Flying Pig" award?
These darling lawn ornaments 🏡
Set up a flock of foot-tall flamingos on your neighbor’s front yard!
This décor for carnivores 🍖
We love everything about this hilarious pillow, but the potato is our favorite.
This illuminating forest spirit
Do you need a decorative light switch? No. Do you want one? Oh yes.