25 Absolutely Useless (But Fun!) Things You Can Get On Amazon

Create a horrifying animal hybrid that exists only in your backyard!

This 1-inch apatosaurus even comes with an adoption certificate!

We can only hope it works as advertised. 🐈

This is especially useless if you just buy one. 😏

Why do people even cover tissue boxes? Are they scandalous or something?

So cuddly. So hungry. So useless.

One if by land, two if by sea, three if by dinosaur.

This tiny-headed bear will haunt your dreams!

With these cyclops shades, you're one of the X-Men! Or just a weirdo.

Is there anything more fun than projectiles shooting out of a gnome’s mouth? We think not.

That monocle makes him posh AF.

Your cat is gonna hate you. 🦄🐾

How cute would this succulent planter look on your desk? We’re thinking REAL cute.

Dear God, we may never eat a gummy bear again….

These crystals claim to balance your mind and keep your aura clear, if you truly want to believe. ✨

Thanks for being a friend indeed.

Wear it on your sleeve or bag!

This switchblade comb might come in handy if there's a rumble at the beauty salon.

Look at ‘em, just lounging on an ice cream cone. 😍

YIKES.

How honored would you be to receive the "Flying Pig" award?

It isn’t even OUR planet.

Set up a flock of foot-tall flamingos on your neighbor’s front yard!

We love everything about this hilarious pillow, but the potato is our favorite.

Do you need a decorative light switch? No. Do you want one? Oh yes.