Your pug may not have a 3.3-foot long tongue, but this one does!
How much do you love Nic Cage? Enough to wear hundreds of his grimacing faces wherever you go? If so, this is the shirt for you.
This hand-made art deco clock features four neon-filled Nixie tubes that give off an awesome industrial orange glow.
This food-safe, BPA-free mold will turn hard-boiled eggs -- and a whole bunch of other stuff -- into adorable dino skulls.
Dinosaurs are awesome. So are tacos. Combine the two, and you've got pretty much the coolest dinner table, ever.
This 160-page, laser-cut journal is the perfect place for all your notes. It measures 5.25 inches by 7.25 inches.
This is probably the least messy way to put a urinal and toilet on your dining room table.
Part candle, part Icelandic work of art, each PyroPet candle burns for approximately 20 hours, revealing a metallic skeleton as the parafin wax drips away.
OK, they're really powered by camera batteries. These utensils come as a pair -- one set for the light side, another for the dark.
These glow-in-the-dark playing cards are perfect for camping trips and sleepovers. Just be sure to "charge" them by exposing them all to light for a couple hours first.
This levitating magnet lamp is truly marvelous. Though it's made to look like a vintage bulb, the light source is actually a bright LED.
How does the rapper behind "Gangsta's Paradise" like to cook his ribs? The only way to find out is with Coolio's cookbook, which is bound to be a fantastic voyage through the kitchen. Get it?
This remote-controlled silicone night light has a rechargable battery, so it can be taken pretty much anywhere.
This bottle is easy to store in your bag or backpack without taking up too much room. It can also comfortably fit in your back pocket.
The mid-century modern look is on trend, which is great news if you love fun colors. This inexpensive armchair embraces the style in a fun way -- we especially love the colorful buttons. (A matching loveseat and sofa are also available.)
Because no garden is complete without a gigantic six-foot, four-star statue of Bigfoot.
How much lube is too much lube? This highly-rated, water-based lubricant comes in a 55-gallon drum, which includes a pump.
Insert a can of your favorite beverage and a little bit of ice. Just 60 seconds later, you'll be toasting a frosty, ice-cold beer (or soda).
This portable, hand-powered Nespresso brewer will assure you have a fresh cup of coffee, wherever you are -- even if there's no electricity. Just add (hot) water.
This pillow looks like a wonderful cut of salmon. It's not, though. It's for keeping your head nice and cozy.
If you're looking to impress at your next cocktail party, this Wisconsin-made glass that incorporates an actual bullet will certainly do the trick.
This programmable BB-9E from Star Wars: The Last Jedi syncs to your Apple or Android smartphone. If you picked up the Sphero BB-8 after Star Wars: The Force Awakens, you can race them now.
These pages of this book are filled with images that will kill the mood instantly.
There's no need to spend good money on an Egg McMuffin when you can just make one yourself at home.
Order this as a joke gift for a friend. It's nothing but air -- air that you paid for.
These hissing cockroaches may look gross, but they actually make good pets. And, surprisingly, you can buy them directly from Amazon!
If you're hoping to start a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band, this headband comes with a pre-installed mullet that will make you look downright silly in the best way.
This particular showerhead features a built-in Bluetooth speaker, which you can connect to your phone to kick out the jams.
Have you ever seen googly eyes this big? They have adhesive backing so you can stick them anywhere.
These stainless steel scissors make cutting herbs a snap. They even come with a comb to properly clean them when you're done.
Seriously: This microbead pillow is chocolate-scented.
There's no excuse for driving drunk. Know you're safe with this police-grade, portable breathalyzer.
Go the gladiator route with this wooden carving, complete magnetic slots to keep your knives secure.
It's pretty much perfect for guys who are scared of the jewelry store.
These shoes mold to your feet, giving you excellent traction during yoga, while also coming as close to barefoot as possible.