We scoured Amazon to find the most fun selection of anti-Trump gifts and collectibles we could. Here are our favorites.
In the interest of staying fair and balanced, we've also created a similar list for those of you who are pro-Trump. Click here to read it!
You may even want to buy two of these squishy foam heads.
Written by Michael Ian Black, this 32-page illustrated book ridicules our bright-orange leader in rhyme.
Each Trump-themed mini soap is 2 ounces and has a cucumber olive oil scent.
This dishwasher-safe mug holds up to 11 ounces of covfefe.
This festive party accessory comes complete with a yellow tissue paper combover. Measures 24 by 13 by 6 inches.
This 10-foot-tall chicken is perfect for setting up just outside the White House. Includes a free air blower.
This satirical art piece is available in a variety of frames, or as its own 19-by-13-inch print.
These nylon-blend socks are one-size-fits-all.
Why waste time with unnecessary words when you can summarily declare things to be "SAD!" or "CLASSY" with these adhesive flags?
This Dumps for Trump doggie waste bag dispenser comes with 60 pink bags covered with President Trump's face.
Unlike the real President Trump, the noises from this squeaky toy are unlikely to offend.
This R-rated novelty measures 7.8 inches tall and leaves little to the imagination.
If you like the adult party game Cards Against Humanity, you'll love this Trump-themed set. Includes 550 cards and an appropriately gaudy golden box.
You'll never lose a pen again when you trust it to the president's butt.
This set includes a Putin magnet so the president will always have someone to collude with on your fridge.
Includes 12 Trump quotes, including "Wrong!" "Really bigly!" and "China!"
Doonesbury's Gary Trudeau has been following -- and mocking -- Donald Trump for decades, making this an essential collection.
Put The Donald's pucker to good use. There are 250 sheets per roll.
Because even the most reviled man in America needs a comrade now and again.
Compete with up to eight friends to answer Trump trivia questions, complete "tiny hands challenges," and build your own wall. For ages 16 and up.
This novelty includes 0.4 ounces of mints.
Just add a wispy, yellow wig and a made-in-China necktie and you're all set.