We scoured Amazon to find the most fun selection of pro-Trump gifts and collectibles we could. Here are our favorites.
In the interest of staying fair and balanced, we've also created a similar list for those of you who are anti-Trump. Click here to read it!
President Trump has turned this embroidered trucker hat into the ultimate conservative fashion statement.
Because what's more badass and American than President Trump tank-surfing through a fireworks display with an eagle while he holds a gun? Available up to 5XL in a variety of colors.
No matter how tall your wall (or who paid for it), adding this replica print in a 10-inch-by-13-inch black cherry wood frame will make it even more impressive yet.
Whether you're as rich as the president or simply aspire to be, this durable Tyvek wallet is a a safe place to stash your cash.
This PVC float gives your pool some serious red-state flair for the summer.
Donald Trump's first book, a 13-week New York Times best-seller, contains advice about business and life.
Step 1: Make America great again. Step 2: Make America even greater.
Available up to men's XXL.
It's the perfect choice for replacing an old Obama Chia Pet.
Invited for a few rounds at Mar-a-Lago or the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ? Then you'll need these.
Unsure of your next move? Just ask the commander in chief. The 20 potential answers on this presidential 8-ball include "Don't be an idiot." and "Do it. I'll pay the legal fees."
This 16 ounce ceramic mug includes a removable toupee lid. Hand-wash only.
These acrylic-blend socks show off your pride in 45 -- and keep your toes warm at the same time. Available in medium and large sizes.
This yuge nylon flag measures 3-foot-by-5-foot.
This 79-inch cardboard president makes a fun party decoration, and doubles as an effective tool for scaring Nancy Pelosi away from your home.
Wondering what the next big item on President Trump's agenda is? This campaign book offers some clues.
Perfect for gifting to any fellow deplorables in your basket.
It will look great on your suit when you wear it to his 2021 Inaugural Ball.
This Starbucks spoof holds up to 14 ounces.
This 9-inch figurine says 17 lines in the president's own voice, including "We are going to drain the swamp in Washington DC" and "From this day forward, it's going to be only America first."
Batteries are included.
Of course a Donald Trump coin would be covered in 24-karat gold. It's not legal tender, but it is a fun collectible.
Who's laughing now? There are 250 sheets per roll, each sheet with a picture of Crooked Hillary.
You'll definitely get a lot of attention wearing this one to your next ballgame.