15 Genius Ways To Smuggle Booze Anywhere
Most everyone enjoys sipping on cocktails. Less enjoyable, however, are the restrictions and steep price tags that cocktails entail when we’re at a concert, on a cruise, or simply sunning ourselves at the beach.
Luckily, necessity is the mother of invention, and for as long as alcohol consumption has been limited, humans have been coming up with ways to stealthily sneak booze into all sorts of venues. No matter where you’re going, one of the items on this list will ensure you get nice and toasty once you’re there!
Neat, Clean, and Sneakin’ Sips
Make yourself presentable!
Able to hold up to 6 oz, this functional hairbrush is a particularly useful flask for events where you’ll have to go through metal detectors. It also comes with a funnel so you don’t spill any of your delicious gin.
Flask for Sunny Days
These sunscreen bottles offer protection from people who may want to swipe your booze.
These look really authentic, are made from food-grade plastic, and come with a mess-free funnel for easy filling. Each bottle can hold up to 8 oz of your favorite alcohol.
Ice packs that’ll help you chill out
Ok, a lot of the flasks on this list are fun and a little wacky, but we really think these ice pack flasks pass muster if you’re trying to take the edge off during your next family picnic or beach day.
No one will know what’s really inside!
Flasks That No One Will Suspect
Each flask in this very discreet set of 5 holds 1 oz of booze. If you’re serious about sneaking some extra liquor into a sporting event or concert with tight security, these are the way to go.
No one in polite society will rummage through a lady’s tampons.
Flasks For Longer Trips
Ok, this set is for serious booze smugglers. With two bottles and two tubes that combined hold up to 48 oz, you know you’ll be set for at least a few days if you fill these suckers up.
They also come with 8 safety seals so it looks like the bottles had never been opened!
Under The Radar Flasks
Ok, these aren’t flasks in the traditional sense, but we wanted to include them on this list because they are entirely undetectable when packed into checked luggage.
They are also undetectable by metal detectors and x-ray machines, making them perfect for slipping into your jacket pocket or purse.