16 Genius Ways To Smuggle Booze Anywhere

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By | Updated January 28, 2019
16 Genius Ways To Smuggle Booze Anywhere
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Necessity is the mother of invention, and when it comes to sneaking boozy drinks into places that don't allow outside beverages, people can be VERY inventive.

A testament to humankind's ingenuity, this list comprises 16 delightful and stealthy flasks that can smuggle everything from the contents of miniature liquor bottles to two whole bottles of wine into sporting events, concerts, cruises, or even beaches where alcohol is frowned upon. Read on to find the vessel that best suits your booze-smuggling needs.

01

Don’t W(h)ine—Take the Bottle

Don’t W(h)ine—Take the Bottle

This stylish tote descritely hides up to 1.5 liters of your favorite beverage (for those keeping count, that's TWO bottles of wine) in a BPA-free pouch. The bag even has an insulated pocket for that pouch, so if you need a chilled rosé at a moment's notice, you can make that happen. The pouring spout is hidden by a flap, so anyone inspecting this bag would be none-the-wiser to its true purpose.

We especially love that this bag is big enough to also hold all of your essentials, so no need to carry a conspicuous, second purse for your wallet, keys, and phone!

02

Hello? Liquor Calling!

Hello? Liquor Calling!

So many people have two smartphones these days that a spare in your bag won't set off any alarm bells. This baby holds up to 3.5 oz of your favorite booze and comes with a funnel so there are no spills during the fill-up process. 

03

A Different Kind of Buzz

A Different Kind of Buzz

What looks like it can charge your cell phone and get you drunk? This thing! It holds about 8 oz. of liquid and should get a pass from even the most discerning security guards.

Reviewers suggest plugging a USB cord into this "charging bank" to make it even more believable. 

04

A Rainy Day Flask

A Rainy Day Flask

Perfect for rainy days that require an extra little boost, this umbrella holds up to 9 oz of whiskey, vodka, or whatever you deem necessary to hide in an umbrella. 

Do note, however, that this is not a functional umbrella; it just looks like one. 

05

A Fashionable Secret

A Fashionable Secret

Who wouldn't want to wear their liquor? 

This stylish bangle comes in a rainbow of colors—including the very "in" rose gold—and has a 4 oz capacity. That's more than two shots!

06

Flask for Sunny Days

Flask for Sunny Days

These sunscreen bottles offer protection from people who may want to swipe your booze. 

These look really authentic, are made from food-grade plastic, and come with a mess-free funnel for easy filling. Each bottle can hold up to 8 oz of your favorite alcohol.

07

Neat, Clean, and Sneakin’ Sips

Neat, Clean, and Sneakin’ Sips

Make yourself presentable! 

Able to hold up to 6 oz, this functional hairbrush is a particularly useful flask for events where you’ll have to go through metal detectors. It also comes with a funnel so you don’t spill any of your delicious gin.

08

Flasks For Longer Trips

Flasks For Longer Trips

Ok, this set is for serious booze smugglers. With two bottles and two tubes that combined hold up to 48 oz, you know you'll be set for at least a few days if you fill these suckers up. 

They also come with 8 safety seals so it looks like the bottles had never been opened!

09

A Flask For Fancy Occasions

A Flask For Fancy Occasions
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One way to make wearing a tie more tolerable? Fill it with 8 oz of liquor! 

Hidden at the end of the tie is a bite valve, so wearers can sneak a sip without having to remove a lid or unscrew a cap.

10

Picture Perfect Flask

Picture Perfect Flask

Ok, we admit that this may be the most conspicuous flask on the list. 

Who carries a camera anymore? It holds 5 oz though!

11

A Flask That Assists

A Flask That Assists

This bitchin' silver skull-capped cane conceals FIVE glass flasks. 

Just don't lean on it too heavily.

12

Flasks That No One Will Suspect

Flasks That No One Will Suspect

Each flask in this very discreet set of 5 holds 1 oz of booze. If you're serious about sneaking some extra liquor into a sporting event or concert with tight security, these are the way to go.

No one in polite society will rummage through a lady's tampons.

13

Ice packs that’ll help you chill out

Ice packs that’ll help you chill out

Ok, a lot of the flasks on this list are fun and a little wacky, but we really think these ice pack flasks pass muster if you're trying to take the edge off during your next family picnic or beach day. 

No one will know what's really inside! 

14

A Flask For Boozy Birdwatching

A Flask For Boozy Birdwatching

Add some libations to any great outdoors activities with this set of boozy binoculars. 

Able to hold up to 8 oz, these are great for camping trips and concerts alike.

15

Seals To Make It Convincing

Seals To Make It Convincing

This 20-pack of bottle seals are perfect for making your new bottle-shaped flasks look like you just picked them up at the corner store. 

When sneaking booze, it's important to make it convincing.

16

Under The Radar Flasks

Under The Radar Flasks

Ok, these aren't flasks in the traditional sense, but we wanted to include them on this list because they are entirely undetectable when packed into checked luggage. 

They are also undetectable by metal detectors and x-ray machines, making them perfect for slipping into your jacket pocket or purse.

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